I used to tell my boyfriend two years ago that he was an 'addiction'.
"I am sooo addicted to you." I had whispered breathlessly into my cellphone under the covers.
We now mutually agree that 'our relationship has become a habit that we just cant shake off'.

Is it drab? Yes.
Is it exciting? Yes.
Do you love him? Yes.
Do you hate him? Yes.
Are you bored? Yes.
Are you comfortable with being bored? Yes.
Do you dress up for him? Yes.
Does he notice? Not in the past two years other than "You need to do your upper lip."
Do you want to get married to him? Yes.
And the quintessential question...
Do you shave your legs for him? NO!

Does this define my relationship?

We have reached (rather HE has reached) that point when it becomes 'ok' to burp or fart in my company.This morning, we were having a wonderful conversation only to have it flushed out by the toilet.It is NOT OK to talk when you are in the toilet!I should have known by the weird echo.
When will men learn?
I am going to call him 'IT'.
When will It learn